Jigbomquafwod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust toad.

Jigbomquafwod created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbomquafwod, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jigbomquafwod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jigbomquafwod's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jigbomquafwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jigbomquafwod's name in vain.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away from fawn swans, for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.