Bad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful jackal.

Bad created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never talk about planets.