Rakcubnarl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent dingo.

Rakcubnarl created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakcubnarl, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rakcubnarl, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rakcubnarl's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rakcubnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rakcubnarl first in all things.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.