Mitstragxembusbudmifstraghig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing donkey.

Mitstragxembusbudmifstraghig created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitstragxembusbudmifstraghig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mitstragxembusbudmifstraghig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mitstragxembusbudmifstraghig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mitstragxembusbudmifstraghig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Mitstragxembusbudmifstraghig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.