Mapmipsabzogwoting is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective sheep.

Mapmipsabzogwoting created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapmipsabzogwoting, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mapmipsabzogwoting, he will throw large rocks at you.

Mapmipsabzogwoting's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Mapmipsabzogwoting's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mapmipsabzogwoting.