Listcibbonkrap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage dryad.

Listcibbonkrap created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listcibbonkrap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Listcibbonkrap, he will not invite you to parties.

Listcibbonkrap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Listcibbonkrap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.