Kenmutwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, almighty wyvern.

Kenmutwap created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenmutwap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kenmutwap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kenmutwap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kenmutwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Kenmutwap in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always stare at clouds.