Dossgofflig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, proud tapir.

Dossgofflig created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dossgofflig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dossgofflig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dossgofflig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dossgofflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Dossgofflig.