Yimlidmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthinking slug.

Yimlidmot created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlidmot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimlidmot, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yimlidmot's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Yimlidmot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near snails while wearing orange hats.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.