Muttabsas is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured wolf.

Muttabsas created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Muttabsas, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Muttabsas, he will turn you into a frog.

Muttabsas' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Muttabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Muttabsas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Put Muttabsas first in all things.