Capbut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome newt.

Capbut created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Capbut, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Capbut's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Capbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Capbut.

4. Always obey Capbut's priests.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.