Gebzogsashomsom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, staggering skunk.

Gebzogsashomsom created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebzogsashomsom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebzogsashomsom, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gebzogsashomsom's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gebzogsashomsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Gebzogsashomsom in the centre of the settlement.