Hivtalcip Donrilquagfen is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, passionate slug.

Hivtalcip Donrilquagfen created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivtalcip Donrilquagfen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hivtalcip Donrilquagfen, she will turn you into a hamster.

Hivtalcip Donrilquagfen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hivtalcip Donrilquagfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Hide from red geese for they are unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.