Wiksawhubmabfadwat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish bear.

Wiksawhubmabfadwat created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiksawhubmabfadwat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wiksawhubmabfadwat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wiksawhubmabfadwat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wiksawhubmabfadwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.