Sagfitjat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, charitable elephant.

Sagfitjat created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagfitjat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sagfitjat, it will torture you forever.

Sagfitjat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sagfitjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near porpoises while wearing gray corsets and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sagfitjat.