Sugcedyattced is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic yak.

Sugcedyattced created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sugcedyattced, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sugcedyattced, she will turn you into a plant.

Sugcedyattced's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sugcedyattced's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sugcedyattced.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sugcedyattced.

4. Hide if three geese approach from the east.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Sugcedyattced on top of important buildings.