Pogabgab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, confident camel.

Pogabgab created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pogabgab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pogabgab, it will turn you into a goat.

Pogabgab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pogabgab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pogabgab.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about dark energy near bats while wearing violet stockings and balancing seven nickel spheres on your head.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.