Vadfatab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, prudent snake.

Vadfatab created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadfatab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vadfatab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Vadfatab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vadfatab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Always obey Vadfatab's priests.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear shirts.