Pasminsab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, prudent shrew.

Pasminsab created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasminsab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pasminsab, she will think nothing of it.

Pasminsab's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pasminsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Put Pasminsab first in all things.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Pasminsab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.