Migbepsig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, flying octopus.

Migbepsig created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Migbepsig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Migbepsig, she will turn you into a slug.

Migbepsig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Migbepsig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Migbepsig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.