Dussjonwon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome jackal.

Dussjonwon created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussjonwon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dussjonwon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dussjonwon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dussjonwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dussjonwon's priests.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not take Dussjonwon's name in vain.