Gilkaromt Yakgebrut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous skunk.

Gilkaromt Yakgebrut created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilkaromt Yakgebrut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gilkaromt Yakgebrut, he will cry a lot.

Gilkaromt Yakgebrut's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gilkaromt Yakgebrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.