Tonkcidkap Xinkiksin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, pitiless cobra.

Tonkcidkap Xinkiksin created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkcidkap Xinkiksin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonkcidkap Xinkiksin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tonkcidkap Xinkiksin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tonkcidkap Xinkiksin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Never paint your hands mauve.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always stare at clouds.