Omtpidlib Bassgud is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish wolf.

Omtpidlib Bassgud created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtpidlib Bassgud, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Omtpidlib Bassgud, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Omtpidlib Bassgud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Omtpidlib Bassgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never talk about gravity near cats while wearing indigo corsets.

3. Always help moths.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never eat green fruit.