Capcebcim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured dingo.

Capcebcim created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Capcebcim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Capcebcim, it will cry a lot.

Capcebcim's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Capcebcim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.