Dissdaglist is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful finch.

Dissdaglist created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissdaglist, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dissdaglist, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dissdaglist's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dissdaglist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat bark.