Tipvenvon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, weak dragonfly.

Tipvenvon created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipvenvon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tipvenvon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tipvenvon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tipvenvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away if five manatees approach from the north.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.