Bossbanrawtab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sapient mink.

Bossbanrawtab created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bossbanrawtab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bossbanrawtab, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bossbanrawtab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bossbanrawtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not take Bossbanrawtab's name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.