Cemrigtip Hivzannill Janmabbenbifnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical ant.

Cemrigtip Hivzannill Janmabbenbifnurt created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemrigtip Hivzannill Janmabbenbifnurt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cemrigtip Hivzannill Janmabbenbifnurt, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cemrigtip Hivzannill Janmabbenbifnurt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cemrigtip Hivzannill Janmabbenbifnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.