Hitxucbell is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited chinchilla.

Hitxucbell created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitxucbell, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hitxucbell, it will turn you into a frog.

Hitxucbell's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hitxucbell's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Do not make images of living things.