Cenvilhan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet capybara.

Cenvilhan created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenvilhan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenvilhan, it will strike you with lightening.

Cenvilhan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cenvilhan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must never eat oranges.
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