Garbenkon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unfair dragon.

Garbenkon created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Garbenkon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Garbenkon, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Garbenkon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Garbenkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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