Ranfebjop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing shark.

Ranfebjop created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranfebjop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ranfebjop, she will turn you into a puffin.

Ranfebjop's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ranfebjop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never run in the presence of nematodes.

3. Ranfebjop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always help whales.