Ranfebjop is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing
shark.
Ranfebjop created Africa six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ranfebjop, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Ranfebjop, she will turn you into a puffin.
Ranfebjop's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Ranfebjop's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never run in the presence of nematodes.
3. Ranfebjop must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not shave your back.
5. Always help whales.