Fasceppang is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident hyena.

Fasceppang created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fasceppang, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fasceppang, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fasceppang's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fasceppang's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to manatees while wearing cyan dresses.

2. Put Fasceppang first in all things.

3. Never feed bananas to geese while wearing boots.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Do not eat peas.
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