Quagcubtom is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy
bird.
Quagcubtom created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quagcubtom, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Quagcubtom, she will try to impress you with trees.
Quagcubtom's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Quagcubtom's Holy Commandments1. Always treat shrews with great respect.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never feed lots of lemons to snails while wearing white tights.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.