Wityarlbab Besstankabcip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless hippopotamus.

Wityarlbab Besstankabcip created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Wityarlbab Besstankabcip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wityarlbab Besstankabcip, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wityarlbab Besstankabcip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wityarlbab Besstankabcip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never wear shoes.