Stipbuszed is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud wolf.

Stipbuszed created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbuszed, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stipbuszed, it will turn you into a rat.

Stipbuszed's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Stipbuszed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. You must pray to Stipbuszed four times a day.