Tapfedhub is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome
bear.
Tapfedhub created the planet Earth four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tapfedhub, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tapfedhub, it will turn you into a mole.
Tapfedhub's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Tapfedhub's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce in holy places.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing green stockings.
4. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing violet scarves and balancing four nickel spheres on your neck.
5. Respect your elders.