Zenhondun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonest dingo.

Zenhondun created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenhondun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zenhondun, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zenhondun's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Zenhondun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. You must pray to Zenhondun nine times a day.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing red jumpers and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.