Komlikjon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, witty crow.

Komlikjon created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komlikjon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Komlikjon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Komlikjon's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Komlikjon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Komlikjon on top of important buildings.

2. Do not take Komlikjon's name in vain.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Never think about comets.
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