Bisspagsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying hippopotamus.

Bisspagsab created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisspagsab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bisspagsab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bisspagsab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bisspagsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never feed lots of lentils to doves while wearing yellow shirts.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing indigo scarves.
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