Legkabcud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, impressive goose.

Legkabcud created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legkabcud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legkabcud, she will turn you into a rat.

Legkabcud's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Legkabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Always wear black.