Limlanflabbidrow is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm warg.

Limlanflabbidrow created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limlanflabbidrow, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Limlanflabbidrow, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Limlanflabbidrow's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Limlanflabbidrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Limlanflabbidrow.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.