Mappagfeblan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage yak.

Mappagfeblan created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mappagfeblan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mappagfeblan, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Mappagfeblan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mappagfeblan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.