Pomabsug is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, contented
bat.
Pomabsug created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pomabsug, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Pomabsug, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Pomabsug's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Pomabsug's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. Never feed wheat to seals while wearing tights.
3. Never hurt monkeys.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not kill mites.