Bunquafdan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, egotistical rat.

Bunquafdan created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunquafdan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bunquafdan, it will not care at all.

Bunquafdan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bunquafdan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bunquafdan on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
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