Ratsawstan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent wren.

Ratsawstan created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratsawstan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ratsawstan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ratsawstan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ratsawstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Ratsawstan on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Ratsawstan.

5. Hide from green mice for they are unholy.