Hudmiggeprill is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful eagle.

Hudmiggeprill created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudmiggeprill, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hudmiggeprill, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hudmiggeprill's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hudmiggeprill's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing yellow shirts and balancing three platinum spheres on your arms.