Nibmatapp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair guinea pig.

Nibmatapp created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibmatapp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nibmatapp, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nibmatapp's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nibmatapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Nibmatapp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about nebulae.