Liknak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced sheep.

Liknak created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liknak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Liknak, she will torture you forever.

Liknak's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Liknak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Liknak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Liknak.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.