Wapganren is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate unicorn.

Wapganren created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapganren, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wapganren, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Wapganren's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wapganren's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never look at comets.
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